Sunday, June 15, 2008
freak today...u might laugh at this post...u might tink that i'm a scaredy-cat...i dun care...
jus now...i was using the com and my mum's not ard...so i used the com until i forgot tt i haven bathe yet...wth...so my mum suddenly come back and when i realised i haven bathe yet...i rushed to the toilet to bathe...guess wad i saw...a stupid, stinky, gross, digusting, ugly, fugly, most horrifying cockroach...it is my arch nemesis...and if anyone used tt thing to scare me...i assure u...i will not tok to u for a long time...ok carrying...so i saw the '....' cockroach...and i totally freaked out...and i pleaded my mum to go kill it...den she was so angry i haven bathe yet...so she ignored me and ordered me to go kill it myself...wth...i was like so freaked out...den amongst the whole commotion...my dog came in and she went into the toilet and scared the hell out of the cockroach...but i knew this was not the end...for...i knew tt it was still in the TOILET!!!! so my mum handed me the broom of doom...and wanted me to end its life...but i couldn't...it was too scary for me...after being terrorized by my faithful companion, Autumn, it went into hiding...preventing me from finding it...so...i had 2 options, 1st: dun go into melee mode...muz stay as ranged as i wouldn't want to get close to it...the other one was to run away from it and not bathe...but i had many reasons for not choosing the 2nd option...1stly i'm already timid enuff to be afraid of tt thing...2ndly...i dun wan to back down...i muz be stronger than this thing...so i took the broom of doom and whacked at the door, at the pipes....HEEEEYAAAA! it din appear...but i could hear some rustling sounds...which instilled fear in my heart...so...i realised i could only do one thing...i prayed...i prayed tt God would giv me courage to overcome my arch nemesis...after my prayer...i rushed into the toilet with a war cry...boosting my courage...i smacked everything tt was in the toilet...the toilet bowl...the basin...the pipes under the basin...the door...and it still din appear...so i gambled...i bathed...with the broom of doom jus one step away...i made it a quick one...a quicker one than usual...for those who noe hw long my bathing time normally is...u will noe hw quick this is...when i was bathing, i was so scared that it would ambush me...but i managed to get outta there...alive...
To be continued...
Based on a true story.
Written by: Brian Sng Wen Hao
Brian
6:18 PM
